I don’t.   Seriously.  I don’t need one of these things at all.  Not even a little bit.  So why am I doing it?  Because on my old site, that first page was getting a little crowded with nonsense.  So, I’ve moved it all over here.  And while I will miss the buttons of my old page (where my floating head goes from serious to creepy when you hover over it with the mouse), this site is much more user friendly.  And I don’t have to use Windows.  Woo-hoo!